( K4RK4T S4YS TH1S P4RT 1S SUPPOS3D TO B3 FORM4L OR SOM3TH1NG SO TO M4K3 H1M H4PPY 1M GO1NG TO WR1T3 1T TH4T W4Y 3V3N THOUGH 1 TH1NK 1T SOUNDS STUP1D 4ND LOOKS STUP1D )
MY TROLL14N H4NDL3 1S g4llowsC4l1br4tor. 1M BL1ND BUT 1T DO3SNT BOTH3R M3 1N F4CT 1N SOM3 W4YS 1 “S33” B3TT3R B3C4US3 1 C4N SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 COLORS. MY F4VOR1T3 1S CH3RRY R3D. 1M P4SS1ON4T3 4BOUT JUST1C3, 4ND 1 L1K3 DR4GONS SC4L3M4T3S 4ND B4L4NC3. 1 US3D TO FL4RP 4 LOT B4CK ON 4LT3RN14 BUT TH3N W3 PL4Y3D TH1S G4M3 C4LL3D SGRUB 4ND NOW 4LT3RN14 1S GON3. BUT W3 M4D3 4 N3W UN1V3RS3 TH4T TURN3D OUT PR3TTY 1NT3R3ST1NG 4ND 3V3N H4D TH3S3 W31RD HORNL3SS P1NK NOT-TROLLS TH4T C4LL TH3MS3LV3S HUM4NS. 1M 3V3N FR13NDS W1TH SOM3 OF TH3M NOW.
….TH3R3 K4RK4T, 4R3 YOU H4PPY? 1 3V3N US3D SOM3 P3R1ODS 4ND TH1S L1TTL3 TH1NG TH1NG: ,
TH4NK YOU TO D4V3 WHO H3LP3D M3 S3T UP TH1S P4G3 W1TH TH3 LOV3LY CH3RRY B4CKGROUND 4ND T3XT 1N TH3 S4M3 COLOR TH4T 1 US3 ON TROLL14N.
askbl1nd3djust1c3 reblogged your photo: Karkat. Hey. I drew you. You’re mother fuckin’…
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 1 L1K3 TH1S TH1S 1S R34LLY GOOD!!!!!!!!I would have used more red but I did it in a hurry. I almost drew the glasses… He should really wear the glasses.
H3H3H3H33 1T 4LR43DY T4ST3S D3L1C1OUS 4ND 1TS V3RY FUNNY!
TH4TS WH4T M4TT3RS MOST!
TH3R3 4R3 34S1ER W4YS THOUGH!L1K3 1 COULD F1ND YOU 4 BOOK
OR YOU COULD 4SK M3 QU3ST1ONS OR….
1 DONT KNOW
BUT JEGUS
W4TCH1NG K4RK4T SCR34M 1N YOUR BODY 1S K1ND4 FUNNY THOUGH….
man tz if you have a book or something on it
hand it over
just make sure there are pictures
im not going to waste time reading walls of fucking textyeah i guess itd be funnier if it wasnt my vocal chords he was abusing
UHM
1 W1LL S33 1F 1 C4N F1ND YOU 4 BOOK
1 DONT TH1NK TH3R3 W1LL B3 4NY W1TH P1CTUR3S THOUGH
1 W1LL H4V3 ROS3 H3LP M3 S34RCH TOMORROW
“You Can’t Be a Princess” | Journalists from ABC’s “What Would You Do?” planted hidden cameras in a Halloween store and filmed shoppers’ reactions to a boy who wanted a princess costume and a girl who wanted a Spiderman costume.
1 DONT UND3RST4ND HUM4N G3ND3R ROL3S
TH3R3 DO3SNT S33M TO B3 4 PO1NT TO TH3M….
(Source: lalondes)
………TH3Y 4LL H4V3 T1NY D4V3 H34DS. H3H3H3H3 D1D YOU M4K3 TH4T 1N YOUR 4RT PROGR4M? 1 L1K3 1T!WH4TS 4N 4LL3RG1C?
hahaha yeah i did
oh man
it just means people get all sneezy and snotty and gross when they get around certain things
theres different kinds though
ill have to fill you in on it later
OH TH4T SOUNDS W31RD 4ND UNPL34S3NT
…….1 4M GL4D TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON 1S NOT 4BOUT BUCK3TS
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…………1 TH1NK 1 W1LL JUST GO TO SL33P FOR 4WH1L3 4ND L3T TH3 TWO OF YOU F1GUR3 SOM3 TH1NGS OUT W1TH 34CH OTH3R B3FOR3 1 T4LK TO 31TH3R OF YOU FOR 4WH1L3.1 DONT KNOW 1F 1 C4N H4NDL3 TH3SE CONV3RS4T1ONS R1GHT NOW
YOU W1LL PROB4BLY ST4RT T4LK1NG 4BOUT BUCK3TS OR SOM3TH1NG! 4ND TH4T 1S 4 CONV3RS4T1ON TH4T WOULD B3 R34LLY 4WKW4RD TO R34D 4ND 1 DONT W4NT TO…
omfg
i didnt even think about that
am i going to have to learn how to use a bucket how you guys do
because i really dont think-
actually you know what
yes vantas please school me in the alien use of buckets
D4V3
D4V3 NO
NO D4V3
YOU DO NOT H4V3 TO US3 4 BUCK3T. YOU ONLY US3 4 BUCK3T 1F YOU 4R3 W1TH 4 M4T3SPR1T3 4ND….
(ugh 1 c4nt b3l31v3 1 4m t4lk1ng 4bout th1s…)
NO D4V3 PL34S3 DO NOT T4LK TO K4RK4T 4BOUT BUCK3TS
PL34SE
D4V3 NO. DONT.
OK4Y…….1 C4NT T4LK 4BOUT TH1S W1TH YOU.
FOR R34SONS
3SP3C14LLY WH1L3 YOU 4R3 1N K4RK4TS BODY
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WH4T 4R3 YOU TWO T4LK1NG 4BOUT?!………4ND MOR3 1MPORT4NT, WHY C4N 1 R34D 1T?
NO
NO STOP 1T
J3GUS
WHY
TH1S 1S WORS3 TH4N TH3 FRU1TY RUMPUS ROOM…..
tz this shit —literally— has to be explained
i really wish it didnt have to happen this way
but with how loud vantas is making me shout
theres no way it wouldnt happen like this
TH3R3 4R3 34S1ER W4YS THOUGH!
L1K3 1 COULD F1ND YOU 4 BOOK
OR YOU COULD 4SK M3 QU3ST1ONS OR….
1 DONT KNOW
BUT JEGUS
W4TCH1NG K4RK4T SCR34M 1N YOUR BODY 1S K1ND4 FUNNY THOUGH….
Karkat.
Hey.
I drew you.
You’re mother fuckin’ welcome. :)
…..
I AM NO FUCKING AMUSED.
H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 1 L1K3 TH1S
TH1S 1S R34LLY GOOD!!!!!!!!
daveoftheguy replied to your post: Oh man… body swapped huh? That has got to have some embarrassing things to deal with, I’m so sorry. Hopefully you’ll get this all straightened out before Dave’s body has his human period. Going to the bathroom is one thing. But bleeding everywhere from your human dick? Yikes, I feel for you bro.
omfg no dont confuse him on this shit ive already schooled him in all of that female/male biology shit i dont want to have to deal with him freaking out and making the most retarded faces in my bodyWELL IF I MAKE RETARDED FACES IT’S STILL YOUR FUCKING FACE!
thezydratezombie replied to your post: Oh man… body swapped huh? That has got to have some embarrassing things to deal with, I’m so sorry. Hopefully you’ll get this all straightened out before Dave’s body has his human period. Going to the bathroom is one thing. But bleeding everywhere from your human dick? Yikes, I feel for you bro.
Dude, we all know that guys bleed from their dicks. I know you’re trying to comfort him ironically so he won’t do some fucked up shit in your body. But really. Karkat, it’s an easy fix. Tampons.HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT THAT COTTON CYLINDER INSIDE MY.. NO. OH GOD STRIDER.
OH FUCK.
HOW DO YOU DO THIS EVERY MONTH!?omfg you are an idiot
theyre just fucking with you
trolling the troll here
goddamnit
p sure thats just YOU twisting my face into expressions its not meant to have
you need to chill the hell out before you give me wrinkles or an aneurism or some shit
…………1 TH1NK 1 W1LL JUST GO TO SL33P FOR 4WH1L3 4ND L3T TH3 TWO OF YOU F1GUR3 SOM3 TH1NGS OUT W1TH 34CH OTH3R B3FOR3 1 T4LK TO 31TH3R OF YOU FOR 4WH1L3.
1 DONT KNOW 1F 1 C4N H4NDL3 TH3SE CONV3RS4T1ONS R1GHT NOW
YOU W1LL PROB4BLY ST4RT T4LK1NG 4BOUT BUCK3TS OR SOM3TH1NG! 4ND TH4T 1S 4 CONV3RS4T1ON TH4T WOULD B3 R34LLY 4WKW4RD TO R34D 4ND 1 DONT W4NT TO…
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Cat Scratching Pad
No idea why I’m sharing this - is it stupid or is it genius?
Watch your cat DJ whilst having a good scratch!Cool for cats! You love your kitty, but you hate him scratching the furniture, give your pet something good to get his claws into… Like a cardboard turntable with moving tone arm and a top which spins as your cat paws at it! Now watch your cat DJ instead of tearing up the furniture.D4V3 1S TH1S WH4T YOU M34N BY ‘COOL C4T’? H3H33H3H3H3
YOUR 34RTH B34STS 4R3 SO T1NY
DO TH3Y POS3 4NY 1NT3R3ST1NG THR34TS TO YOU 3V3R?
1 C4NT 1M4G1N3 TH3Y WOULD…
hahaha oh man
yeah that is one cool cat
these are also cool cats
aka me being a tiny cool cat
and not all of them are tiny
the big ones we usually keep in cages or just let them do whatever the fuck they want to
i guess sometimes they could pose a threat
if youre allergic to them
………TH3Y 4LL H4V3 T1NY D4V3 H34DS. H3H3H3H3 D1D YOU M4K3 TH4T 1N YOUR 4RT PROGR4M? 1 L1K3 1T!
WH4TS 4N 4LL3RG1C?
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I find it so terribly ironic that I’m drawing this when I notice batsensitivitytraining mentions an AU where Horuss and Equius are brothers with ever-sighing father Darkleer.In my mind, all Zahhaks (men and women) are just bigger in general, tall, and wide—and easily put on muscle (a skinny Zahhak? Never!). Horuss is just the eccentric son who spends his time alone dreaming he’s a horse. Enjoy. :D
TH1S HUM4N 1S 4TTR4CT1V3
>:]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfp4yOTaS1qequero1_500.png)
I find it so terribly ironic that I’m drawing this when I notice batsensitivitytraining mentions an AU where Horuss and Equius are brothers with ever-sighing father Darkleer.
In my mind, all Zahhaks (men and women) are just bigger in general, tall, and wide—and easily put on muscle (a skinny Zahhak? Never!). Horuss is just the eccentric son who spends his time alone dreaming he’s a horse. Enjoy. :D
TH1S HUM4N 1S 4TTR4CT1V3
>:]
just go look it up jesus h christ
OKAY SO PLATIPUSSIES AND BIRDS HAVE CLOACAS AND IT’S BASICALLY LIKE MY NOOK?
I DON’T GET WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS HERE.except its not
your asshole is like this fucking waste-
omg thats why you call it a chute
i dont even want to think about the whole nook thing yet
WH4T 4R3 YOU TWO T4LK1NG 4BOUT?!
………4ND MOR3 1MPORT4NT, WHY C4N 1 R34D 1T?
NO
NO STOP 1T
J3GUS
WHY
TH1S 1S WORS3 TH4N TH3 FRU1TY RUMPUS ROOM…..
Anonymous asked:
I disagree respectfully with the other anon. Your ancestor is an attractive troll.
SH3 1S R34LLY 1MPR3SS1V3…..
1 JUST C4NT COMP3T3 W1TH HOW R4D1C4L SH3 1S…
D3SP1T3 WH4T K4RK4T S41D, 3V3N THOUGH 1T W4S R34LLY SW33T OF H1M
Cat Scratching Pad
No idea why I’m sharing this - is it stupid or is it genius?
Watch your cat DJ whilst having a good scratch!Cool for cats! You love your kitty, but you hate him scratching the furniture, give your pet something good to get his claws into… Like a cardboard turntable with moving tone arm and a top which spins as your cat paws at it! Now watch your cat DJ instead of tearing up the furniture.
D4V3 1S TH1S WH4T YOU M34N BY ‘COOL C4T’? H3H33H3H3H3
YOUR 34RTH B34STS 4R3 SO T1NY
DO TH3Y POS3 4NY 1NT3R3ST1NG THR34TS TO YOU 3V3R?
1 C4NT 1M4G1N3 TH3Y WOULD…
